
If you know me well, which I guess is a stupid assumption cuz not many ppl actually read this lest my *cough* friends… anyway, then you’ll know how much I love wasting all my minimum wage income on concerts. Now, there are a few predicaments i face everytime from purchasing tickets to standing in line and finally watching the show.
In order to get first dibs on tix, I am a subscriber to multiple websites, which send me loads of crap about their website, when really, I just want the presale passwords and nothing else (just something to think about if you run a website that gives away presale passwords). Alright, so the concerts which are not general admission (which I have to add, are for pansies – thats right, pansies), I find myself in this dilemma:
[Alright, enter presale password, Row 5 seats 1 and 2... two minutes remain, click to purchase.]
“Row 5 not bad, not bad…wait…what if the ‘on-sale to public’ releases seats in row 4 or 3 or 2?” (never row 1 cuz thats for the ballers that can drop a few benjamins for VIP meet and greets, early entrance, etc. – i’m not bitter by the way). Where was I? Right, so I’m faced with this predicament to buy or wait.
For general admission venues, I must admit I’m the loser that is waiting outside Commodore at 3 in the afternoon just so I can be the first to get in. But the thing is when I get in I’m like, should I go purchase my concert merch now cuz they tend to run out of any size other than XL (c’mon merch ppl, don’t you think you should make a few more smaller sizes if you keep running out? Just a thought), or should I get to the front of the stage? And by the way, concert merch is a predicament in itself. Do I really need a $40 band t-shirt? How else will I prove that I went to see Jimmy Eat World. I have to get it.
Then when I make it to the very front of the stage, it takes an hour before the opener begins, and if you’re fall out boy, you apparently need 4 opening bands. That means approximately 3 hours of holding in your $4 cola, just so the tween girls with converse shoes and wrist bands next to you won’t pounce for your spot at the slightest opportunity. Not being mean if you are a tween with converse shoes. I am in fact a young adult with converses and yes I do own wrist bands but i don’t wear them to concerts cuz it gets really hot so why would you want something covering you wrist that makes it more hot…i’m rambling. Ignore that.
I have to say, the most difficult decision I made, which was not so much a decision as I was on the verge of passing out was during a long long long opening by rancid that I had to survive before Rise Against took the stage. Being slammed into the barricade dozens upon dozens of times with possible broken ribs and being squeezed to the point that my appendix was ready to burst or my lungs ready to collapse, I signalled for security to rescue me – which really is just a few large dudes dragging me out by whatever means possible aka whatever body part they can grab, which evidently turned out to be the most awkward position Ive ever been in. Oh ya, I lost a shoe and broke my bra from that. Don’t even ask :S
Sigh, despite all the craziness, the injuries, and the tough tough decisions, I still love concerts and RISE AGAINST ROCKS! What are your most memorable/horrible concert experiences?
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Okay, okay, I cheated. Y’all don’t want to see pictures of pictures of famous people. You want the candid perez hilton goods. In all seriousness, I did run into a few celebs. Well, I don’t know if you would call Jerry Springer a celebrity, but I did catch him acting in Chicago on Broadway. And truth be told, he wasn’t bad – quite a bit older than I remember, but then again, I was watching his show on summer breaks during elementary school. He was quite friendly, taking time to sign autographs and take photos with his adoring fans.





Lately, I’ve been feeling oddly inspired to try new things. This is not necessarily a good thing. I tend to have a knack for getting really excited about something, going out and buying it, then being discouraged, and leaving it in my already cluttered room to collect dust. What you ask is on my most recent list of ‘new thing I’m gonna learn’ ? Well, there are my skateboards (a complete I got at West 49 and an old school Tony Alva one I shipped from Cali), and my guitars (both acoustic and electric). Excessive? Yes. Potential to great things with? Also yes.